bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

(via rnelophobia)

phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

(via kushygrandma)

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

(via bl0odsugarsexmagik)

spookycart:

this is my favorite part of kill bill

(via rnelophobia)

raptorific:

I’m going back to bed

(via father-lord-zuko)

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

(via pacaprincess)

jomz-jonah-jameson-ii:

Doodle dump

For those of you who missed it I made Jack Kirby look like a chump during my classes today

bamfy:

bishopmyles:

magnacarterholygrail:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy

I could do this..

where do i apply?

bamfy:

bishopmyles:

magnacarterholygrail:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy

I could do this..

where do i apply?

(via iamquitelegitimate)

darlinghael:

Two and nine are practically the same. (X)

(via cr1tikal)