kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via harpotho)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

In Avengers Loki only attacked America (Manhattan) and Germany. Both those countries are connected with Hydra. Loki wasn’t actually trying to take over the Earth, his real goal was to destroy Hydra (and get Asgard’s throne in the process of doing so)

In Avengers Loki only attacked America (Manhattan) and Germany. Both those countries are connected with Hydra. Loki wasn’t actually trying to take over the Earth, his real goal was to destroy Hydra (and get Asgard’s throne in the process of doing so)

starvingdream:

It didn’t accomplish its mission

(via cr1tikal)

osusexual:

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

(via yourenotacat)

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

(via creeeee)

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

(via outerspacepizzaparty)

homestuck-superwholocked-otaku:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

the sharks

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

zombieecho:

iloveyoujhutch:

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

You

Fucking

Liar. 

(via homestuck-superwholocked-otaku)


Steve grew up near the docks in New York so when he wants to he can unleash an epic amount of slurs and curses

Steve grew up near the docks in New York so when he wants to he can unleash an epic amount of slurs and curses