• person: get your license
  • me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

earthdad:

ah, just another day of disappointing my parents and no one making out with me

(via -ifitmeansalottoyou)

kimpissible:

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

(via rnelophobia)

  • *accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*

Seven Wonders of The world

gay8:

1. My Ass

(via sa1mone11a)

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

(via rnelophobia)

mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

(via snarlingnarwhals)

(via sarapooks)

(via ifc)